For A Living?

I have been told that I should do this for a living.
Thanks, but I would starve to death. There is no cheaper commodity on Earth than public opinion.  Or private opinion, for that matter.  I am small potatoes (yes, that's the correct spelling) compared to those guys at the networks or on the net with blogs etc. How would a commoner like myself ever hope to compete with their overblown, reved-up hype? Tell the truth? Amateur. Lie? Closer. Invent stuff? Closer still.
To do this for a living you must be able to hit the mark each and every time, whether you you have skin in the game or not. To do this for a living you must extract a paycheck, which I do not, and never shall.
I do this because I WANT TO. I don't care if you agree. I'm indifferent to your opinion.
It's not that I don't care: it's just that this is my forum. Probably the only place in the world that I can say that about.